Example on how to use the Punkskateboarders Slang
Ever wonder how to use the slang from the Punkskateboarders website effectively? well, here is a full paragraph example of how to use the slang in everyday use.
This one time, I was with my Gnarly friend when he was acting like a pusher and had hit his noggles when he was doin a trick that was diamondz. But this one time, a flying Ass Knife hit my Bro… Dude. It was so smooth. But at the same time, it was kind of sketchy because he was piss pedaling in Mongo. It was a sick set that he kinked. But the picture was WAY suspect. “OH NO, what should we do?” said a barrel, “The Doughnut Shop is coming!”. So we hurried up and finished our session when all of a sudden, we had to Bail because the locals seen one of our mobbed tricks. The worst part was when we found out that they had B.G.P's in our pictures. Some of them, were actually B.G.L's. DAG! At that point, I realized that my airfeet had become part of my tricktionary. Unfortunately, my chode didn't get any Nup's! The Picture was only in B.E.V. so I had to be Mellow
I really wanted to Hampster this Trippy chick. But she had braces and always Schrapled.
But she was Ill so I was down. After that, we took to the normal skate spot for same mad Old School when we were getting a little too like Rodney by being Technical. The Tangent ratio of my Flip Flopping friend, liked to give lots of props to people that were on the hook. He should have awarded people who were Off the Hook so I thought of him as a Fetus. I and my crew normally like to skate Street, not Vert. The reason for that is because this one time a Yoinker was with his Sheep and wasn't acting very Punk. This kid's board was a Missile Tip but always acted like a Crazy Texan. Sometimes, while we were skating, A good Betty would walk by and give us Grindage. Sometimes, we like to ride Toeside, but most of the time we like to stick to Heelside. Sometimes, this kid who was a Knuckle Dragger would come by and give me a Letter In my Mailbox. I WAS SO STOKED! I couldn't even tell that I was being a real big Nus. I'm glad that Rasta got nutted!